Inspired by his holiness Pope Jobs I, Pontiff of all the countkess Mac-olites worldwide and his encyclicals on the iPhone and other theo-technical matters.. Since he speaks ex-Cathedra, his ‘Bulls’ are infallible……….. (if this offends you, please, go in search of humor….)
Psalm A-23:
Steve Jobs is my shepherd; I shall not Jailbreak.
He maketh me appreciate green apps: he leadeth me to the proper downloads.
He restoreth my Mac: he leadeth me in the paths of Appleness for his ego’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Microsoft, I will fear no Bill-Gates:
For Steve is with me; his iPhone and his Mac, they comfort me.
Jobs preparest an iPad before me in the presence of mine Androids:
Steve anointest my iThings with safety; my apps runneth over.
Surely Apple’s goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the house of the Jobs forever.
(PaulC © 2010)